Love yourself and others will hate you !

If you are beautiful , intelligent , hardworking and confident and are sure about any or all of these qualities you are screwed !

Beautiful : You don’t look like Angelina Jolie but look beautiful .

Whether you are single or married , you are beautiful and know about it , you don’t have to be sure about it as there is no standard face to qualify you as beautiful or disqualify you , you are a threat ! If the women around you keep their distance from you and men drool over you, you are definitely prettier than the rest in the room . For single women you are a competition and for married you are a seductive temptress . They will  discuss beauty products with you to keep you away from their men or the men they are eyeing whether or not you know about any. They will hate you no matter what whether you are in competition or whether or not you are going to steal their men . God bless you if you fall into this category !

 

Intelligent : You are not Einstein but are intelligent enough to understand the difference between universe and stupidity .

It’s good to be intelligent but if you are smart as well you are a threat not only to women but men as well . If your wisdom of speech is making people run to google or get a dictionary your audience feels smaller . Keep your words simple and wisdom is not for everyone so don’t preach it . The world is a big bad place and your words are hurting them so keep the mood light and the preaching lighter . Make sure your debate is not alienating people and if it does you are a ‘bitch’ and people will soon alienate you and may God be with you ! As the rest have left your side .

 

Hardworking : You work as hard as an ant .

Whether  you are a home maker working full time at home or are a professional your working beyond the described duty is making others look bad . Well if you believe ‘work is worship’ , ‘rest is rust’ and ‘hard work is yeast that raises the dough’ etc.  then your attitude is like a dagger into people’s  peaceful lives . If you don’t approve of all this and say people should work hard like yeast and raise their lazy asses and half mast bodies to the occasion or let you live with yourself . Definitely , they will let you live with yourself but not long before they stab your back with vengeance . All the best if you are one such person !

 

Confidence : You don’t have to be Alexander the great to be confident .

If you are certain your chosen course of action is the best and/or most effective let be at home or in the workplace  you are definitely confident but from others perspective you are arrogant even though you proved yourself right a million or zillion times and are going to prove yourself again but you are ‘a arrogant slut’ labeled and approved and stamped and ……  If you’ve got it and you flaunt it  ! beware your neighbor’s name is Misery and she’ll hate you .Your confidence and got – getter attitude is  making others feel less confident  and/or  less of an achiever you are screwed and people will hate you do anything to everything to bite your ass off  and only God can help you .

 

You can like yourself but don’t love yourself , love others if you love company ; if you love yourself the others  will hate you !