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Monday, 11 November 2013
Sunday, 10 November 2013
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Struggling with weight loss !
Struggling for weight loss !
I have tried everything to lose those love handles , 8 extra
kgs that I have put on but it’s the laziness that beats me up every time . Is
it or is it something else ?
I have gained around 8 kgs in the last 1 year and it was not
overnight . It was a slow process ….. every time I got on the weighing machine it
told me I was putting on weight but it was just 0.5 kg or less ….. I told
myself it’s less than 0.5 kg it won’t make much of a difference ! It was too
slow you see ? It took around 365 days for me to gain 8 kgs so if I take an average it’s around
21.92 grams per day …….. it’s negligible ….. it was too slow ……. I never even
imagined that all this 21.92 grams is going to add up and become fu##ing 8 kgs
someday and I’ll have to struggle bloody tooth and nail …… I don’t get into
most of my clothes …… my trousers have gone fitting noooo have become tight
from loose …. I am wearing everything that I can slip into ……. garments that help me
camouflage my love handles and that paunch
that I have grown in the last few months that makes me look 8 months pregnant
that will never have a delivery date .….. or maybe ????????
All the things I tried to lose this extra weight …..
·
Did aerobics for 30 mins everyday for more than
a month ….. L
·
Walked on treadmill right from low speed to high
speed ……. L
·
Tried low carb high protein diet ……… L
·
Went on 1 week crash dieting ……… L
·
Went on salad diet ….. L
·
Went on fruit diet …… L
·
Tried GM 8 too ….. L
·
Tried moving my head to left then right then
left whenever anyone offered me something to eat L
Then I realized !!!! I had
gain this weight with all the extra morsels that I added everyday so I should
cut down on that extra morsels . This was not easy though ….. Now every time I
eat an extra morsel I tell myself :
·
I will not eat till I am hungry and eat as much
required for my body and not my mind which is craving all the time for
something .
·
I will share whatever I eat .
·
The prices are rising because of people like me
.
·
If I cut down on every extra morsel I eat some
child somewhere will not die of hunger because of me .
I
have gone on this new diet plan from past few days and it seems working …..
even if I lose 21.92 grams a day it is fine with me ….. now I feel guilty every
time I overeat …..
It is when India got its independence and the economy was
pretty bad ….. Gandhiji said , “if every Indian forsakes 1 meal a week there
would be food on plate of every Indian .” Maybe if I forsake every extra morsel
there would be food on the plate of every hungry child ……..
Tuesday, 29 October 2013
Monday, 28 October 2013
I love my friends do you ?
I love my friends
do you ?
I tell my problems to my friends I think everyone does so ,
well I do so out of habit . We share right from ice cream to our problems with
them . We share our moments of happiness to our moments of dismay . Whenever we
share our problems with them we get to learn something new . We generally don’t
expect a reasonable solution from them but we share our problems with them . We
love them ! Hey Aria ! How are you ?
Good sweetie ! How are you ?
We hugged and kissed in air . In India it is common to hug
your friends oh girls don’t hug guys and guys shouldn’t hug girls . You might
find this gross but it’s the norm here. After chit – chat , gossip , news
sharing , …… I told her about my bad day at work and the bitch at my work place
who was making things difficult . We bitched about her beyond anyone’s
imagination right from calling her the chairman’s mistress to a half wit moron …….
We questioned everything about her right from her dressing sense to her husband’s
extra marital affair ……… her need of a live – in – maid ….. her sons
resemblance to her neighbors driver …..
we bitched so much that our throats went dry and we were quite hungry …. We forgot to keep track of time and it was
very late . We were done with the issue on hand and decided to move on ……
We logged in to some online stores jabong , myntra , zivame
, ……. Simultaneously . There were around 6 – 8 tabs that we kept peeping into
looking out for something desirable and compared the prices , different available
sizes , delivery time ,…… we compared whatever we could compare . It’s online
stores and since browsing doesn’t cause any physical exhaustion we browsed and
browsed and browsed and ……. We ordered for pizza …….. had a few slices with
bear …….. watched some tv ….. and came in ‘burn notice’ and ‘mojito’ ……..thought
of making mojito …….. we browsed for the recipe of mojito and voila ! it’s
simple ....
You need five
ingredients : white rum [we had Smirnoff white rum which would do], sugar cane
juice [we didn’t have this ingredient and it is difficult to get one in the
middle of the night at around 2 am, so we substituted it with sugar syrup which
was a solution that we found after a little more browsing], lime juice, water and mint leaves .
Now the preparation :
Add lime juice to sugar syrup and mint leaves and then mashed it softly with
muddler . We managed to just bruise the mint leaves and not mash it completely
. Aria did insist that we should run it in the mixer after she had a few shots
of neat rum but then ……. She settled on the kitchen table . Then I added 60 ml
rum to the mixture and stirred it to mix the sugar syrup and let the mint
leaves rise from the bottom . Topped the drink with ice cubes and water. Kicked
Aria up and offered her mojito !!! It turned out well if that is what it tastes
like ………
I learned how to make mojito !!!!!! Though the bitch is
still there but I changed my job but still bitch about her from time to time
when her co – workers and my friends who are still stuck up with her have
something to bitch about . That’s what friends are for ?????????
Friday, 25 October 2013
How important is your website ?
Your website gives a virtual tour to your business ... isn't it ? My recent experience was such ......
I was recently called for my consultancy services to a
upcoming organization . When I received the call I little new about this
organization so I decided to check their website. According to MD of this
organization they had been working for over 20 years. As narrated to me they
had great ambition . They were planning PAN India kind of infrastructure and
blah blah blah . With that kind of ambition I had little expected that their
website would give little or no information which freaked me out. But still I
dragged myself to meet them on their narration about their organization and
ambitions.
Well their infrastructure was as poor as their website which
reflected their image. During my meeting with the MD he even mentioned that
they had failed earlier in their venture some 15 years back …. Everything about
them was negative but then I am well known for working with organizations as
such and help them in their development but one needs funds for any kind of
development. They are a part of service industry and work out of their 1000 sq.ft.
office and hence website was a major drawback though according to them they
were doing very well with financial problems to some extent which was stopping
them from renovating and shifting into a better office….. Their website was at
first instance giving a negative impression due to which people they wanted to
hire were walking in with preconceived opinion and were rejecting their offer
even the financers were reluctant to fund their projects . The most important
thing was revamping at every end and to start with I suggested the website
development which required little innovation.
What should your
website contain ?
Your website tells your story and is your reflection.
Develop web content with relevant textual and visuals. So , design wisely ..... select visuals , write , rewrite content .....
It is essential to have an excellent content and should be
designed wisely . A website gives the virtual tour to your business and the
services . Your home page decides whether one should go any further or not in a
way it makes or breaks your business no matter how big or small your business
is or however brilliant the design maybe. The contents on your homepage on a
whole holds your future so remember the content on your first page your home
page should entice your visitors and
engage them in a positive way to get you business . The content on your
homepage should give the feel ‘yes you are on the right page.’
- Streamline your webpage unless you want your visitor to get lost and decide not to visit again neither your page nor to go for the services or products you are offering. The keywords used to further links should be clear and self explanatory.
- Interface design ing or positioning of the various elements should be done in simple and artistic way. The navigation should be easier and spontaneous unless you are designing it for strictly computer geeks!
- Keep up with the consistency of style or your visitor will lose interest if he has to hunt for topics after every page and has to hunt even to go back from where he has to start his hunt again.
- Visuals should be used as they eye catching but there should be a logic in the use. If you are using a visual for a keyword which links you to a separate page make sure it is descriptive and informative enough for your visitor to move the cursor to it and not to close.
- Readability plays a vital role . Make sure your text is informative but not boring. Divide your content into sentences and paragraphs when and where required.
Monday, 21 October 2013
Saturday, 19 October 2013
Friday, 18 October 2013
Know your colleagues – II
Know your
colleagues – II
I f you have read my earlier blog ‘Know your colleagues’ you
must be familiar what I am talking about . I’ve already given you an analysis
of two types and here I am giving my analysis about two more . It’s better to
know your colleagues for fun or otherwise . We spend 40 – 45 hours in our work
place and we would love to categorize them for our future references.
She dresses like JLo performing on stage ? Not exactly !
The sexy ! : While many organizations while hiring do not
find it important to inform the employee about the office dress code if they
have any . Many organizations do not have dress codes as they do not expect people
to come in something out of place and leave the others uncomfortable in their
own place . You have one such colleague who has not yet figured out what is
appropriate and what not and you are sure you are not working in a night club you
have got the ‘sexy’ who is just not getting enough attention.
Beware of the
possibility that she might have been placed by board or management amongst you
to check the compliance of sexual harassment policies .
The chatterbox : You
are working or not in a call center and this colleague goes blah blah bah.……
and can go on and on till eternity or your imagination says can go on till one of you drops dead ..... the chatterbox. Your colleague is under the impression that s/he has been hired
to talk . This colleague has a lot to share whether or not you are interested .
This guy has mastered in talking and just is incapable of keeping his ideas and
things happening in his or others life to himself . S/he wants to keep you
updated about everything that he can even remotely contemplate .
Beware of the possibility that s/he might have been planted by your top management to check how long can your sanity last ? Kidding !
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
The Eunuch [ #BAD13 ]
The Eunuch !
Small story on my helplessness and hopelessnes of the society I belong to. Don't eunuchs have rights ? Are they not as human as I am or you are ? Then why this discrimination ?
Small story on my helplessness and hopelessnes of the society I belong to. Don't eunuchs have rights ? Are they not as human as I am or you are ? Then why this discrimination ?
I commute with my friend in a rick everyday from my home to
my office . On my way there are a few
traffic signals . On one of the traffic signals there are a few eunuchs begging
in their own way clapping . Well we have left them to nothing other than
begging . Friday is their day and one will find them at most of the congested
traffic signal near malls and other such places . One of the eunuchs approached
me and clapped I took out Rs.10/- from my purse and gave. He blessed me and my
friend and walked away.
‘You are very generous !’ she said with a smirk .
‘You shouldn’t encourage them . They are thieves .’
suggested the rick driver . Well people love to thrust their opinion on the
drop of a stone and this was something good as everyone is preaching to stop
begging by not giving alms.
‘If he is begging on the streets everyone of us is
responsible . Society at large is responsible for the state he is in . Who
loves begging ?’
‘They don’t do anything. They rob people .’ The rick driver
was not to stop at any point it seemed and he needed some gyaan apart from my
friend .
‘I am not generous . I feel responsible as a part of the
society that has taken away all their rights . I am myself an employee so I
cannot give him a job . My organization would never approve of hiring an eunuch
.
I [society] don’t
allow him into my schools so I take away his right to education .
I [society] don’t give him an employment and hence take away
his right to earn living and right to freedom though it is a free country.
I [society] don’t allow him into my society and discriminate
on the ground of sex and hence I take away his right to equality.
I [society] would prefer to see him begging on streets but
not question my [societies] intention on forcing him to beg . I cannot stop men using them for their sexual desires and exploit them and hence I take
away his right against exploitation.
I don't mind them dancing at my wedding and entertaining but I mind if they come to my disc or pub !
In a way, I , the society has taken away all their fundamental
rights and still would like to tag them and judge them . I am not generous . I
am guilty . I am ashamed not to be able to help them and so I offer them money
.’
The signal turned green and the rick stopped and wouldn’t
start . There were lots of vehicles around honking to just get past and run off
till the signal was green . They wouldn’t mind even if the signal was red as
far as there was no police around . There
came a helping hand that pushed the rick and it started but before the rick
driver accelerated into the traffic I popped my head out and thanked . It was
the eunuch from the signal .
‘You are a nice lady !’ He said with a beautiful smile and shook my hand .
He made my day .
But I am not generous I am simply guilty .
Monday, 7 October 2013
know your colleagues ?
Since you
spend around 45
hours a week
in your work
place you might
as well understand
your colleagues . No matter
where you work , what
designation you work
at , what kind is
your job , …… you
will surely come across
different kind of
people that you
can classify under
one or multiple
of these categories . These
are the people
who might be
simply lounging comfortably in
their cubicle or prowling
around in the
office or they might
be even haunting
your dreams at night
or scare the sunshine out
of you though
some do inspire
you but mostly
all influence you and
your work in a little or
big way.
First
let’s talk about
gossip mongers : Most
commonly found in
every office . I am
not sure if
they are hired
wrongly or have
been planted by
the management. These are
the people who
are under the
false impression or
otherwise that their
job profile is
talking about people
and carrying information
and stories from
one to many
and if required
fabricating to make
it more spicy . The
Gossip dwells upon
office scandal to
such an extent
that they can
create one if
they don’t get
any . Tell tale signs : they
are everywhere you
are , talk less and
listen more , drop hints
and very attentive , they spend
more time in
others cubicles and
less in their
own , they are everyone’s
best friends and are
often found around
the water coolers .
Food for thought : One who gossips to you will gossip about you !
Now , let’s talk
about positive
coworker 'the star' : These are
the people who
never tire , always have
that light to
light up everyone’s
day , make the office
a better place
for you and
all , very inspiring , create outstanding and
cost effective projects , …….. These are
not only good
looking ones but
very supportive also . You
at times wonder
if you go
to office as
you get paid , work
there or simply
to look at
them , be around them , get
inspired by them ,……. Tell
tale signs : they are
mostly in their
cubicles , don’t encourage thick
headed Gossips , reciprocate
your good mornings
with a warm good
morning , always positive ,
no problem is
big enough to
deter them out
of their peace, they
don’t carry or dump their
bad day and
other problems in
the office .
Food for thought : He is the knight in the shining armor in office formal wear minus the armor for you and all.
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
I want my own life !
“Adhira ,
wake up ! Your tenth board results
are declared . ”
“ Dad , but the
results will be
put up in
the school by
ten. Why do I
need to get up now ? ” Adhira had
inculcated sleeping and
day dreaming as
a hobby during
her last two
months of vacation
while waiting for
the results . It is
free and most
suitable for the
poor who cannot
afford or not
so poor who do not
want to afford , "Father said - a hobby like painting , reading , writing , .... friends , .... is not for doctors it is for low life's like people who want to opt for arts." TV was not that happening during late 80's and early 90's so daydreaming was the only way to kill time and you can do whatever you wish to join a army and kill your enemies , become James Bond and solve your fathers electrolytes problem , get romantic with your crush the most good looking guy of the school and look down upon everyone , ........ the options are endless and nobody knows.
She had to finish this dream before she obliged her father by waking up ........
“ Early to
bed early to
rise makes a
man healthy wealthy
and wise !”
“But I
am not a man
! I am
a girl and
that too just fifteen
years .” She was whining .
“ You have
to become a
doctor ! You cannot sleep
till late .”
She moved
to a much
lesser known position
of balasana with
legs folded at
knees under the
torso and her
head resting on
the pillow with
slight adjustment of
hands resting next
to her head
holding the pillow
lest her pillow
might just oblige
her father and
fly away into
the cupboard. She
managed to sleep
in this position
for some more
time .
“If you
want to become
great you need
to have a discipline
in
life . Remember this you have to
become a great
doctor one day
a cardiothoracic surgeon !”
This was
all new to her
. She had never
seen her father
like this in
ages not until
now . At times
she doubted if father was
possessed or had
gone insane . He had always said
to discontinue the
child from education
whenever he got
a complaint from
the school or
was asked to
attend a parents
teachers meeting . He seldom
interacted with his
children . He believed his
wife and children
should fear him
like he , his siblings and
his mother feared
his father . Well it was all in
the family !
‘Why doesn’t he
stay at his
office or go
on a long
trip every fortnight or
much better why
doesn’t he get
transferred to Bulani
that he had
been talking about
lately?’ He often talked
about his postings
as he was
getting posted on
the front in
the line of
fire . He was a
B.Tech working as
Deputy chief engineer
in Bhilai steel
plant living in
a government allotted
bungalow spread across
around four thousand
square feet area
and a jeep
and a car at his
disposal . A beautiful garden
with green Astroturf
spread in front
yard surrounded with
some seasonal flowers
and some rose
plants with different
colored roses . Ved always
had his first
cup of coffee
sitting in the
garden chair relaxing
in his garden
reading newspaper . But today
it was different . Recently but
not so much Ved had
become conscious of
his family and
had suddenly grown
some great ambitions . He was
still standing next
to Adhira’s bed
near her head
telling her to
get up . She was
still in her
own developed Balasana
position .
“You should
rise with the
sun to shine
like sun ! Now wake
up and go
check your results . I
hope you get
distinctions in all
the eight subjects ……… ”
“ I have
only five subjects …….
English , Hindi ,……..” She was sleepy
and replied him
with her voice
fading in the
background of her
father’s loud voice
of , “Wake up ! Wake up !”
She woke
up whining . Her father
followed her from
her bed to
the toilet door
telling her what
all dreams he
had for her .
She wished 'God ! make this all go away ! I can't take this anymore . I can't wake up to his goodmornings ! I just don't want to be a part of his dreams . I don't want to live in his dreams . I want a real life ! I want my life ! I want to live my life and not his dream. '
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